If im honest im not a fan of getting period on me
so im bored as shit in work and decided harry potter can end yet,move over J.K il carry this one on haha
Malfoy exited the quidditch arena,his hearing still muffled,nose bloody from the special cannibal corpse gig put on by professor dumbldor,this was awarded to slytherin for getting the most kills on call of duty. As the crowds dispersed malfoy made eye contact with harry and ron “you blonde bastard” shouted harry, his anger could be seen by the bulging viens in harrys neck “you stole my fuckin harribos” shouted harry “dumbledor will hear about this,you will be expelled from hogwarts” malfoy was not phased as professor snape was always looking out for him “look” said malfoy in a quiet yet confident whisper “if you and your little ginger cunt of a friend dont piss off im gonna knock those glasses clean off your face then shove them up your arse” he said pointing at ron,malfoy then calmly walked away pulling a pack of harribo tangfastics from his robe,glaring back at harry he tucked in,he was a greedy bastard.
“hermoiny granger” said voldermort “that little bitch” he whispered in that no nose kind of way “il destroy her with my mighty penis lazer” he bellowed whilst clenching his right fist and throwing the devil horns with his left. The lights flickered,the goths entered the great hall,the air was filled by the noise of cradle of filth,this was the start but how would it end?
Haggrid And harry approached gringots,harry was still yet to have any money to buy his supplies for his education in wizardry. “what is gringots” asked harry? There was a faint sound of happy hardcore “only the greatest and only wizard bank in the world” haggrid said giving harry a sneaky wink. They approached the revolving glass doors tho they couldnt see through,what seemed to be condensation covered the glass panes appart from a comedy dick drawn in the mist,they entered,the bass thumped,it was coming from here,from gringots. There was a sweet smell in the air “whats that smell” asked harry looking up at haggrids giant frame “aah cider,white cider,greatest bank on earth” said haggrid in his bristolian accent giving harry a giant smile which protruded through the massive beard and masses of hair. A second later they were greeted by what only could be described as a midget,fully clad in the finest burberry uniform “‘appnin en boys? Fag en?” “where’s griphook?” harry asked “fuck of en isit,fuckin goffix” yelled the pint size prick while looking harry up and down,they had no time for this tom foolery,harry saw red and gripped the scumbag by his checkered polo neck shirt and clenched his fist “send us to griphook or il invert that face” “DJ booth” said the midget with limited ability as harry still gripped his throat. They waded through the crowds of bouncing midgets to finally reach the DJ booth, “griphook ya lil cunt” shouted haggrid in a playful mood “we need to make a withdrawal for young harry ere” “outback,secret alleyway,five minutes” griphook replied. The pair waited,there was a sudden raw which sounded like a long life exhaust then from no where a saxo,full body kit,banging sound system,16 inch alloys,it was griphood “get in before the pigs turn up” he yelled “which vault?what number?” harry and haggrid gazed at eachother”to be honest we’re fuckin skint”said harry,WHAM! Haggrid hits the midget with a swift left hook to the temple,his elizabeth duke ear ring from argos flies out of the rolled down window and the midget followed seconds later “should get a few quid for this car young harry” said haggrid grining from ear to ear as he pulled the steps greatest hits from his fur coat and putting it into the player. The pair high fived and sped off into the night,harry at the wheel.
Yeah im that bored
